Traffic hazard: An officer responded Wednesday to a report of three teenagers throwing a stuffed animal into traffic when cars go by on Willer Avenue. The officer made contact with the teens and counseled them.
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Safety hazard: The dispatch center received a report Wednesday of beehives on the county right of way on Alice Lane near Amblur Lane. The county road department was notified.
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BREAKING NEWS ALERT: A man on the 1100 block of 27th Street Friday morning reported a baby elk in a field next to his yard. The reporting party was advised to leave the animal alone and that the mother would probably come for it. A message was left for the El Big Department of Fish and WildLIfe.
I'm not making these up.
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