48. I Love My Truck contin'

It's only fair that after years of objectifying women, fat truck drivers are now seeing what it's like.
The same day we decide to buy an old beater truck for our landscaping needs, my sister B coincidentally sends me this sticker in the mail---a play on the ever-popular truck driver mudflap design of the silhouette of a reclining woman. I slap it on Que's new ride. Two days later, Que moves it over to my car.

Bewhiskered, cap wearing, and a beer gut that could pass as seven months pregnant. He's got great legs, though.