Traffic hazard: An officer responded Wednesday to a report of three teenagers throwing a stuffed animal into traffic when cars go by on Willer Avenue. The officer made contact with the teens and counseled them.
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Safety hazard: The dispatch center received a report Wednesday of beehives on the county right of way on Alice Lane near Amblur Lane. The county road department was notified.
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BREAKING NEWS ALERT: A man on the 1100 block of 27th Street Friday morning reported a baby elk in a field next to his yard. The reporting party was advised to leave the animal alone and that the mother would probably come for it. A message was left for the El Big Department of Fish and WildLIfe.
I'm not making these up.
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2 comments:
Ahhh...it takes me back to my teenage years...I remember when my group of friends (at the tender age of 19) used to hide behind trees and throw out carebears into traffic...after spending all morning relocating beehives...and trying to reunite baby deer with their mothers...(we don't have elk)...but nowadays with the cost of stuffed animals on the rise, africanized bees, and lyme disease...we've had to leave such fair to the younger crowd...BUT...I am glad to see more of your drawings sprouting up...
Thanks Mister BB! Always nice to hear from you and your quips. Hope you're enjoying a summer off!
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